I don’t feel bad for him at all. I’m more concerned for my OTHER cousin who shares the same name, along with his father and my brother. Four total with the same first name and last name. Sigh. It all reminds me of this for some reason:

Mainly the name but on a deeper level it’s the other guy saying, “Just take one dip and end it!”. If you lose a fight, just take the fall and end it.